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1. Steven from dance classes

July 2nd, 2009 3:26 am

Great post very funny, how do google decide what they show. It must be down to popularity of the search term, what kind of people are searching out there!

2. Ste from free Nintendo Wii

July 2nd, 2009 2:01 pm

Lol, some hilarious finds here! Great list haha.

3. mark from buy commercial coffee makers

July 2nd, 2009 2:13 pm

OMG I’ve seen the ‘why is my poop green’ text drop down before when I was googling, which really caught me off guard. Who is typing that? What are they eating? maybe they are the same person trying to figure out if it is healthy to eat boogers….

5. umbildee from zackmo helpdesk

July 3rd, 2009 5:33 pm

It funny how other people searches internet.
Look how different mentality comes out on their searching. hehehe!

this is good! funny!

6. re-roof west yorkshire

July 6th, 2009 4:59 am

shows how popular google is! and how many weirdos there are!

7. fivegoldstars

July 21st, 2009 3:26 pm

Here’s some more for you…

http://webupon.com/search-engines/google-suggest-the-weird-and-wonderful-world-of-autocompletion/

8. shams from Funny SMS Jokes

July 29th, 2009 10:23 am

woooow great keep it up
shams@Funny SMS Jokes ´s last blog ..Funny Questions 3

9. Sean

August 20th, 2009 8:49 am

Anther funny one to try is “what are these s” A suggestion towards the bottome will make you look twice

11. Matt

August 28th, 2009 5:38 am

the bes one is can i get aids from swimming in a pool with black people

12. Erick from Vaporizer

September 2nd, 2009 11:55 am

Why is my poop green? Lol, what kind of person do searches like this…

13. Tanya

September 23rd, 2009 11:34 am

LMAO

“what are these s” search comes up with…

what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

14. epic

September 23rd, 2009 8:16 pm

Now you can type “what a” and it pops up first.

I find it really funny what girls search. About how guys are jerks and mean and how girls are better than guys. That’s hilarious.

15. kirstie

September 30th, 2009 10:39 am

if you put it “i like to” the first one is..

“i like to take my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.”

and another funny one with that is..

“i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger”

lol.

16. kirstie

September 30th, 2009 10:41 am

[i messed up the first post] lol.

if you put in “i like to” the first one is..

“i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.”

and another funny one with that is..

“i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger”

lol.

17. Mozza

October 14th, 2009 3:33 am

Type in “I like” – i like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

or “What are” – what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

18. L

October 20th, 2009 10:14 am

haha try typing “what are”

19. Jonathan

October 22nd, 2009 12:51 pm

type in “I really hope”

20. Matt

October 24th, 2009 1:06 am

Haha type in “i like” and it will say I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

21. john

November 2nd, 2009 1:41 pm

ahhahha that is so funny

22. Ezuca

November 9th, 2009 12:56 am

ROFL. That was really hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

23. rodriqo

November 15th, 2009 6:14 am

Haha ( I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur )

!!

24. Avi from mediafire search

November 19th, 2009 2:33 am

lol. Its so funny. there are much funnier things actually, you should type and share them, too. Whenever I type sth. like this “is XXX” google suggset “scam”.

25. Fully Sick AFG

November 26th, 2009 3:17 am

Just type in
“why are these”
and youll see what i mean

26. matt99881

December 4th, 2009 10:17 pm

“Michael Jackson > Electricity”

Go to google and type “When was”

Apparently Michael Jackson’s birth was more important than the invention of electricity…

27. networkindigo from i eat steak

December 5th, 2009 5:23 pm

Here’s some things you MUST Google:
i like
is he
is
when
when will

And to Bing:
I want
I lost

28. tommsnow

December 9th, 2009 11:37 am

ahah, this is great. about a month ago if you typed in – ‘ why won ‘. the top result was always – ‘ Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea? ‘ AHA!

29. dave from home improvements

December 11th, 2009 5:54 pm

This is a very entertaining post with some of the craziest search strings I have seen, I new they were there and that people searched for them it just opens your eyes a little more when you see them all right in front of you :)

30. mimar

December 16th, 2009 4:21 am

I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

31. number spy

December 16th, 2009 4:55 pm

You can actually ‘game’ this much like the old google bombs, and I know there are people out there who do this just for fun. All you have to do is load a frame with the search you want onto a high traffic site. Google sees that lots of people are searching for you funny term and it will eventually show up in the suggest results.

32. Kaja from Funny and Awesome Stuff

December 30th, 2009 9:02 pm

Hahaha some of those were hilarious. But to be fair… I have actually searched for some of the ridiculous searched… I was freaked out my poop was green okay!

33. jurg

January 6th, 2010 12:42 am

try
“why won’t”
and
“i am extreme”

34. Duane from Dinosaur Birthday Party Theme

January 10th, 2010 3:30 pm

I seen a very interesting show the other week on TV regarding Google the company. Something I did not know or really think of is that Google keeps every search that is performed on the internet and they can actually link the searches you do each day to your computer. They keep this information for 60 days then the identity is removed from the search queries. Talk about the Big Brother effect, kind of make you wonder what is all out there in cyber land about us.

35. Justin from Learn WordPress

January 19th, 2010 7:13 pm

Haha, some of these are hilarious. What’s even funnier is when you look at Google analytics and see some of these fully keyword phrases that people use to find your own blog.

36. David Gilroy from law firm marketing

January 30th, 2010 3:04 am

What a great list, but does anyone know what or how Google decides what to show? Is is just based on search volumes? I don’t think so.

38. rick

February 5th, 2010 11:08 am

This is a funny trick-

1. go to google.com home page http://google.com

2. type “Me in 10 Years”

3. Click the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button

39. charles from Narconon Vista Bay

February 7th, 2010 11:29 pm

although this search might seem bizarre to us but there are people who will search anything just to kill their time.so i wouldn’t be surprised if this really made by real people.

40. haley

February 16th, 2010 1:48 am

i searched “why are” and one of the results was “why are there school?”
well apparently so people know that result is grammatically incorrect…

41. ryan

February 23rd, 2010 6:44 am

zomg you made my boring IT lesson amazing XD thanks

42. mikale

February 24th, 2010 10:02 am

try typing in (i like to t) its halarious

43. dell mini laptops

February 26th, 2010 1:32 am

This is a funny list for what people searching on the internet. Google suggestions are sometimes turns out to be the hilarious thing in the world of internet. I could not stop laughing at the list of things you have shared with us.

44. trish

March 8th, 2010 11:22 pm

Another great one is

‘Why is the’

and ‘what is the’

great post btw some are really funny

45. Damian

March 15th, 2010 2:10 pm

type in “im ex” also type in “i like to think” both are very funny hope you all have a good laugh.

46. Richard from How To Videos

March 26th, 2010 4:41 pm

What an absolutely excellent post!!! I see these all the time and get quite a laugh. My favorite out of this list is a tie between: Is it ok to sleep with your cousin and why do I fart so much?
Richard@How To Videos´s last blog ..How To Delete Google Search History

47. watchdogtime

March 26th, 2010 10:38 pm

like mysterygoogle.com, pinkgoogle.com, googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, etc. I’d ask it in a section that made more sense to the question but all of the people in those sections are nerds. polls & surveys is where the cool people are :D

48. EvanRam

April 1st, 2010 12:45 pm

type in:
Find Chuck Norris
and click im feeling lucky

49. Krank

April 6th, 2010 7:45 am

…try and type in find chuck norris…… and click i’m feeling lucky…….. and read the words in red…..LOL!!!

50. ritchie

April 15th, 2010 4:01 pm

look up “why is my p” or “why am i p” i think its the first one… but they are kind of… odd

51. KeyworlLuv

April 19th, 2010 5:22 pm

search up WHY DOES MY
and you get why does my mom turn me on

52. Jhonny

April 24th, 2010 10:32 am

I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

53.  

April 29th, 2010 11:46 am

i have no plans to eat anybody

54. joel from blogging for money

May 7th, 2010 3:14 am

This post is totally hilarious… Thanks for sharing.

55. games

May 7th, 2010 7:51 am

Haha, some of these are hilarious. What’s even funnier is when you look at Google analytics and see some of these fully keyword phrases that people use to find your own blog.

56. qwertyuiop

May 31st, 2010 12:18 am

type in lol limewire in to google and press im feeling lucky
(dont worry its not something nasty like blue waffle)
p.s dont type blue waffle into google if you do, you shall deeply regret it and will be scarred for life

57. Fervour

June 1st, 2010 12:00 pm

I lol’d when I typed ‘my cat’ and the second option had ‘looks like hitler’.

‘are kiwi’ has ‘Are kiwi birds extinct’ which made me laugh.

58. Patrick from Reverse Phone Lookup

July 10th, 2010 1:06 am

Hey Paul I am giving you the ultimate Funny Search you will ever come across in a search engine.Just Go to Google Search and type the phrase ‘how to’ and guess what you will see as the first suggestion.You will get ‘how to get pregnant’ as your first suggestion.Isn’t it funny.As if we don’t know how to get pregnant.

59. Sarah

July 21st, 2010 12:14 pm

If you type in “What are these” google used to suggest “What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for my fruit salad”.
They took it off though. :(